lol wut

paranoia: lol everyone thinks you're boring and ugly haha someones talking about you right now omg your friends don't even like you that much they just pretend because they don't wanna sound mean but really you bore them and are so awkward no one can even bear to talk to you and everyone thinks you're weird because you actually are haha you're gonna die alone

404

spill-acid-on-myself:

Or going to college for a liberal arts degree.

397

3303

39201

dangledangle:

do you ever say to yourself “i promise i’ll start working in five minutes” and then five minutes pass too quickly and you end up being angrier with the concept of time than with yourself

4675

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

if a girl likes you: She will flirt with you, play hard to get, twirl her hair ect.

if a boy likes you: He will flirt with you, chat you up, talk to you ect.

if I like you: I will stalk you from a distance, make note of everyone you talk to (your friends, family ect.), I will get to know your interests and never, ever will I attempt to make a move. Then I will proceed to buy cats.

first base: being in the same room

second base: breathing the same air

third base: eye contact

monsieurwintour:

some of you are actually really attractive what are you doing on the internet

I think the same sometimes.

heres looking at you chicgarden

29944

Q: Why do hipsters hate rivers?

A: Because they're too mainstream

34